Don't Call Me... I'll Call You

I have a reputation for not returning phone calls and for not answering my phone. Sometimes it's because my phone is strategicly unplugged during naptime, sometimes it's because I'm not home, sometimes because I'm just too busy. But I'm not gonna lie, there have been plenty of times that I just don't answer. Why? Maybe this picture will help explain...
When I get on the phone or the computer, even if it's just for 5-10 minutes, my boys can make my house look like a tornado touched down. Either that, or someone ends up bloody. This goldfish incident happened yesterday during the 5 minutes I was returning an email. By the way, this was only about a quarter of the goldfish that was decorating my carpet.